I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible
Since 53 states is a prime number
Every once in a while you run into a truly eccentric proctologist
You know, one crazy ass doctor
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
There is one place in this world where you can truly love yourself.
In the master bedroom
I truly am a monster. My partner is a nurse for context.
Sansung- made by yours truly (Ironically enough, photoshopped on an Apple Device)
Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:
Go outside and ride your bike
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
The shovel is a truly unique invention.
It was truly ground-breaking.
I truly admire people who can hold 9 to 5 jobs
I can barely work 2 jobs at once myself
Before I became a dad, I was truly concerned that I wouldn't know how to be a good father
Thankfully, turns out it's in my blood. I come from a long line of Fathers.
A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
Seahorses are truly underachieving creatures...
If they weren't, they'd be called Ahorses!
The invention of the shovel was truly ground breaking
Has anyone read how cringy these rock jokes are by paradox? Truly magnificent
Truly sorrowful reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
I never truly saw myself as a father, until my wife gave my the greatest gift of all...
A mirror.
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing
https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg
I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.
An inspiration to us all.
A Father's Day card your dad will truly appreciate
http://imgur.com/a/LENyj
I hope the inventor of the whiteboard realizes how truly remarkable his creation is.
My new fan purchase has truly blown me away
John Wick is a truly special love story
He has a real thing for candles
Never understood what this meant when I was a kid. Now I can truly appreciate these socks
The shovel was a truly ground breaking invention!
