Honestly? I hated body hair at first, but

It's growing on me

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I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..

It's Thyme to stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Honestly, I don't mind leg day at the gym.

It's just the two days after that I can't stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Are you kidding with me? You can’t honestly be this bad at tug of wars.

You’re pulling my leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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honestly, Imagine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_hele_euro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think it’s pretty

Sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinguiniiL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Honestly I would love this as a prize
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:

Pair of dice, LOST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaypuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.

It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Honestly, I found the Shrek musical mediogre at best.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fenrir549
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I hate social media, honestly

I reg-reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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It honestly doesn't taste great but the pun is appreciated
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πŸ‘€︎ u/worm-food
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Honestly women shouldn't have children after 35

That'd be way too many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simidjay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I hate losing SO MUCH I'm honestly considering cutting off my feet!

 

 

...that way i will never be defeated again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakjaklivs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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honestly this was gold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hi_angus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Honestly...

Is Bruce Lee's more truthful cousin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webbwbb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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So a girl came up tom he other day and said that she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. Honestly I was a bit confused.

I’d never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquariusV1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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People say having a missing toe makes you more easily agitated with people, but honestly I’m more chill.

Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeoNite
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Honestly, I hate dull knives.

I don’t see their point, and they just don’t cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTeoti
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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My sister had to have surgery today. Honestly the puns leave womb for improvement.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Honestly, Missouri has to be in my top 50 most favorite states in the US
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingersnap5322
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Shout out to the Aztecs making the calendar - Honestly, it made my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyork_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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Someone posted this picture to r/unexpected but honestly it has a better home here in r/dadjokes

Don't you think? http://imgur.com/RpK3CJK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/de_baser
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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Honestly a Great-Grandfather-in-law joke, but I enjoyed it.

There was this convenience store and the owner had a parrot perched next to the register. The parrot would talk to customers as they walked by and one day a man was walking by and the parrot said "You're the ugliest man I ever saw.". Taken aback, the man said "What did you say?" and the parrot said "You're the ugliest man I ever saw."

The man was outraged. He talked to the owner and said "Do you know what your bird just said to me?"

"No." said the owner.

"He said I was the ugliest man he ever saw."

"I'll give him a talking to." said the owner. "You come back tomorrow and see if things aren't a bit different."

That night the owner takes the parrot and slaps him around some, and tells him not to insult the customers ever again.

So the next day rolls around and the man stops by the store. He walks up to the register and says to the bird "What do you think you're lookin' at?"

The bird says, "You know."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCelsius
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