Our cat didn't approve of my pats...
They weren't up to scratch.
Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?
Because.....
It wasn't a-fish-shell
I don't approve political jokes..
I've seen too many of them get elected.
My parents don't approve of my girlfriend because she's a melon.
I asked her to run away with me and get married, but without legs she canteloupe
0.09 out of 0.1 Dentists Approve
Son: Dad why is the statistics in decimal?
Dad: Cause they've got a point.
Two melons were in a relationship but the parents did not approve of it.
One suggested secretly running away together to get married, but the suggestion was shot down when the other said, "we cantaloupe!"
People don’t approve when I run up to them on the street and try making a plaster cast of their faces.
At least that’s the impression that I get.
Two letters fell in love, but their parents wouldn't approve of their marriage.
The solution: EnvELOPE.
I used to know a nun who smoked cigarettes. Her fellow nuns didn't approve
Fortunately, she got out of that habit
My dad approves my jokes
Me: what do you call a squirrel with no eyes? Dad: don't know, what? Me: blind
uncontrollable laughter from us while my mom just shakes her head.
