A list of puns related to "Confirm"
Time does fly when youβre having fun!
unfortunately, they have no Leeds
They've opened a murder investigation.
...log cabins
Was not a terrier attack.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
They can be buggy
Getting karma should be easy as cake
Edit: Itβs a giant cake day celebration! Happy cake day everyone!!
Audi, partner π€
I can confirm they are dadly.
Dick gray, son!
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
This is because they're filled with anty bodies.
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. Iβd schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since weβre there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says βcoolest dad in the galaxy,β a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift Iβm thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I donβt really have that βcreativeβ part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesnβt matter!
βWell, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earthβs gravity.
Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.β
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)
It would be a bad hobbit
The pirate replies, βArrgh, itβs driving me nuts!β
The results were exactly what I expected.
βSi, estΓ‘.β
Now I see it everywhere.
Os-Moses.
I was right all along
But when I do, he laughs
I replied βThat doesnβt sound very cute to ME, doc...β
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
Now I see it everywhere.
People from all Woks of life, son.
Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
According to them, I have an outstanding balance
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on U.S. Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"!!!
βProtects against harmful raysβ
A grill runs out of gas
A woman from Michigan is a Michigoose
When asked about it in an interview, Mick confirmed that "The Rolling Stones gather no mas"
Now I see it everywhere.
Now I see it everywhere.
Now I see it everywhere I look.
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