I collected a lot of data trying to disprove confirmation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Yesterday, I learned about confirmation bias.

Now I see it everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Just looked up the definition of confirmation bias

I was right all along

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A few days ago I learnt what confirmation bias meant.

Now I see it everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Need pun confirmation

Ok, so it was valentines day and a guy says "well its lovely to see you again", is it a pun? I am under the impression it's a loose one, but I hate it so much that I think I've been blinded into thinking it's not. Valentine's/ "lovely"....

Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJohnThompson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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Broke out a classic driving my son to Confirmation class at out church.

Why do Lutherans smell?

They enjoy sitting in their own pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cliffkleven
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Leome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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How do you make the number one disappear?

You add "g" and it's GONE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My vet picked up my dog, looked at him and confirmed that he was cross-eyed and that he had to be put down.

Confused and upset, I asked why.

The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What did I do to confirm 2+2 was 4?

I crosschecked (2Γ—2)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayVShingala
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.

After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I may have been kicked out of my local watch shop for throwing the merchandise around, but I can confirm...

Time does fly when you’re having fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalCreep
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Can any Israeli cats on reddit confirm?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KronusTempus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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To avoid Covid on my flight, they converted the whole plane to Catholicism and started praying.

Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyfox2k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?

Audi, partner 🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I asked my wife why she lied about where she grew up.

She replied (while using the bathroom): What are you talking about?

I said: You told me you were an American, but European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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It's my 1-year Reddit anniversary

Getting karma should be easy as cake

Edit: It’s a giant cake day celebration! Happy cake day everyone!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.

You can hear a pin drop, after all.

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Whats the largest country in the world?

Ireland cause its always Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electronic_docter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Scientists definitively confirmed today that anteaters are incapable of contracting coronavirus.

This is because they're filled with anty bodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/four12pls8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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It has actually been confirmed in a recent Batman comic that Robin's dick has no color at all.

Dick gray, son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedBlade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Remotely Yours

So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.

I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed β€œyes” to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.

When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...

Same ssh -t different server...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCandIO
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?

They can be buggy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/109488
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What is The metric system’s favorite bug?

A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fifthpick2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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It's cloudy all over just now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Spooktober!?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rym2031g
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19

The virus will be quarantined for 14 days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing

unfortunately, they have no Leeds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demon969
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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My jokes are so bad they are fatal

I can confirm they are dadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Atoms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lynderzfarm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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A suspicious name for pizza (Lou Malnati confirmed)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewN42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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I asked my Dad β€œWhat’s the difference between weight and mass?”

β€œWell, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earth’s gravity.

Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shakes-Fear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I went to my doctor because I had some abdomen pain. He confirmed β€œit looks you have acute appendicitis”

I replied β€œThat doesn’t sound very cute to ME, doc...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikelln
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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When will you know if a banana is sick?

When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadLEGZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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β€œIs this the Spanish word for β€˜nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

β€œSi, estΓ‘.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM0102
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I don’t often tell dad jokes,

But when I do, he laughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hz1234
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.

The pirate replies, β€œArrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauron3579
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Idris Elba, confirmed dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loplop_presents
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?

Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why don’t hobbits pick their noses?

It would be a bad hobbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BIG-CHUNGZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Police are trying to confirm that a big group of crows killed a man in the park yesterday.

They've opened a murder investigation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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as a mathematician, I can confirm that we don't mind traditional houses, but we'd still prefer...

...log cabins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragnar_slothbrok
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2016
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If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.

I'd hate to toot my own horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Last week I learned about confirmation bias.

Now I see it everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nstinson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Last week I learned about confirmation bias.

Now I see it everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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A friend taught me what confirmation bias meant.

Now I see it everywhere I look.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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