The results were exactly what I expected.
Now I see it everywhere.
I was right all along
Now I see it everywhere.
Ok, so it was valentines day and a guy says "well its lovely to see you again", is it a pun? I am under the impression it's a loose one, but I hate it so much that I think I've been blinded into thinking it's not. Valentine's/ "lovely"....
Thanks
Why do Lutherans smell?
They enjoy sitting in their own pew.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
I crosschecked (2×2)
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...
Audi, partner 🤠
She replied (while using the bathroom): What are you talking about?
I said: You told me you were an American, but European.
Ireland cause its always Dublin
Getting karma should be easy as cake
Edit: It’s a giant cake day celebration! Happy cake day everyone!!
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
This is because they're filled with anty bodies.
Dick gray, son!
So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.
I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed “yes” to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.
When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...
Same ssh -t different server...
A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm
They can be buggy
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
Os-Moses.
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
I can confirm they are dadly.
unfortunately, they have no Leeds
“Well, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earth’s gravity.
Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.”
I replied “That doesn’t sound very cute to ME, doc...”
When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)
“Si, está.”
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
But when I do, he laughs
It would be a bad hobbit
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
They've opened a murder investigation.
...log cabins
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
People from all Woks of life, son.
Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
Now I see it everywhere.
Now I see it everywhere.
Now I see it everywhere I look.
