To prove he was right, the flat earther walked to the edge of the Earth.
He eventually came around.
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
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οΈ Dec 20 2020
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying heβd walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around, eventually.
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οΈ May 17 2020
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
Prove me wrong:
Nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g".
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οΈ Sep 14 2020
An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent
He said βI believe i can, flyβ
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οΈ Jul 28 2020
Me: See? To prove I'm not a boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
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οΈ Jan 13 2020
Kids, I'm telling you, burgers are ALWAYS female, and I'll prove it to you
let me introduce you to my burger... *drumroll*
Meet patty
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οΈ Feb 21 2020
Will glass coffins prove popular?
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οΈ Sep 12 2019
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οΈ Jan 14 2020
What do Russian Olympic medal winners prove to the world?
That there was Russian medaling.
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οΈ Nov 27 2019
Two strips of tarmac are arguing about who is the toughest. They have in idea to fight the shady looking guy in the corner to prove how tough they are. The barman stops them.
I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.
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οΈ Sep 23 2019
If you have to have sideburns to prove your masculinity
...then you need to grow a pair.
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οΈ Aug 11 2019
Why canβt mediums prove that they can speak to the dead?
Itβs not an exact seanceβitβs more of a pseudoseance.
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οΈ Jul 31 2019
I told my friend I needed an insect to prove my innocence in court...
He told me to use an Aphid David.
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οΈ Jan 18 2019
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οΈ Dec 10 2018
There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.
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οΈ Feb 04 2019
A pyrotechnic wanted to prove himself.
He is going to go through a trial by fire.
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οΈ Apr 27 2019
I'd break my neck to prove I'm not masochistic.
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οΈ Dec 31 2018
What do you do to prove that you have cut off an enemy's foot it battle
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οΈ Jun 20 2018
I had to prove ownership of my condo after a man died in it...
So I sent my sincerest condo license.
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οΈ Oct 21 2018
Meghan Markle sure went pretty far to prove Lorde wrong.
Stolen from r/Showerthoughts
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οΈ May 18 2018
If you want to prove that dog is truly mans best friend
Lock up your dog and wife in the boot of your car for an hour and see who's happiest to see you when you let them out
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οΈ Jul 15 2018
I can prove to you why old '90s cellphones had more durable screens than today's smartphones
It's an open and shut case
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οΈ Jul 31 2017
Science proves ants cannot get sick
They have a lot of anty-bodies
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οΈ Mar 26 2017
I think my boyfriend is trying to prove to my family his dad qualifications
Today we were having lunch in a fancy restaurant for my cousin's birthday.
The conversation turned to which unusual animals people had eaten and what they tasted like. My cousin goes "I wonder what platypus tastes like, fish?"
Boyfriend: "I've heard platypus is great until you get the bill"
He is constantly saying shit like this... he can't help himself.
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οΈ Feb 16 2014
Never try to prove a point using puns.
You are committing the logical fallacy of argument ad homonym.
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οΈ May 09 2016
This joke proves I'm ready for parenthood, right?
http://i.imgur.com/tOn5tkP.jpg
From a group chat with my friends.
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οΈ Feb 16 2016
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οΈ Nov 07 2013
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
A man drew a line on himself to prove a point
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οΈ Nov 27 2020
Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo
Mom: Oh cool! It's... uh?
Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Mom: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...
Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat
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οΈ Jan 15 2020
Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo.
Wife: Oh cool! It's... uh?
Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Wife: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...
Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat!
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οΈ Jan 14 2020
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.
In the end, he came around.
(originally r/jokes)
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οΈ Oct 26 2019
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.
In the end, he came around.
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οΈ Oct 27 2019
You know, my flat-earther friend tried to walk to the end of the world to prove its flat.
In the end, he came around.
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οΈ Aug 20 2018
I have a flat earther friend who wanted to prove the earth as flat
I have a flat earther friend who wanted to prove that the world was flat by going to the edge. In the end, he came around.
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οΈ Jan 18 2019
My flat-Earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the world to prove its flat.
In the end, he came around.
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οΈ Aug 23 2018
My flat-earther friend started walking to the edge of the earth to prove that the earth is flat.
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οΈ Jun 04 2019
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