Shew Puns

A list of puns related to "Shew"

I had to sneeze, so exclaimed "Ca-shew"!

That sneeze was nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redreinard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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I was eating mixed nuts with my girlfriend

... when one accidentally fell out of my mouth and into the nut bowl. My girlfriend then asked: "So if I find a wet nut in there, I'm just supposed to act ca-shew?"

Yeah, I'm definitely putting a ring on her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webs7er
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Gesundheit

Guest: No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts.

Host: Which ones?

Guest: cah... cah... CA-SHEWS!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Which nut sneezes too much?

A ca-shew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What does a nut say, when it sneezes?

caSHEW!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isionreddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do sick people eat?

Ca-shews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lichorat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2013
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