a zoo owner wanted a mongoose exhibit, so he wrote to the supplier - dear sir please send me a pair of mongooses, he thinks that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongeese, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongi, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a mongoose
PS and another one
I guess that's a wrap then.
"Its bread in captivity"
Remains to be seen
Wife: "Look, they used to treat pain with willow bark".
Me: "I'll give that one 3 stars".
Wife: "This one is about the invention of antibiotics".
Me: "I'll give it 8 out of 10".
Wife: "Apparently, they used give people cowpox to protect them from smallpox".
Me: "Definitely 2 thumbs up".
Wife: "Why do you keep doing that?".
Me: "I'm the curator of this museum"!
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
Two bee fair, it was alright.
it was apparent they couldn’t find the otters, when I walked up and said “there must be either one or three of them in there.” Wife says “why not two?” I reply, “well, they wouldn’t put an even number of ODDERS in there!”
Wife is still shaking her head.
She really loved the moosaics.
Edit: moosaics instead of mosaics
I want me Mummy!
I came up with this lame joke myself, not sure if it counts as a dad joke... but most dad jokes are lame, and it's a lame joke, so... yeah!
I wish he wouldn’t be so hippo-critical
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
It was panda-monium.
I guess you could say that tea wrecks.
It was a shih tzu.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away!
"They must cost a lot of Monet!"
It’s fastenating really.
They just weren't worth a dam.
It was a shih tzu.
It's a hippopotamust
12 year old son: "Did you know Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system?"
Me: "Did you know Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with 'penis'?"
The best part was my wife and kids trying to stifle their embarrassed laughter around the museum visitors. :)
It's a shih tzu
