A list of puns related to "Bring Home"
It was rough.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
...but only one strip at a time.
An Ambulance
Because he rounded them up!
I would have two sons that are my favorite
The airline only permitted one piece of carrion.
How do you sell a deaf man a chicken?
Leans in close, takes a deep breath and screams at the top of his lungs:
WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?
She looked really angry when I came home with sugar cubes.
Dad: No, I'm going to put it up on that wall
He's a pretty Krafty guy.
But affogato
They are lack-toes intolerant
I just can't stand it.
That is nothing under C level.
A shoevenir
I said "No whey"
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
Dad: "No, I only brought part of the puncher back..."
A collective exhale from the family as he smirked off to the kitchen...
Me: "Hey Dad, what's in the box?"
Dad: "That box? Nah that's just a box of trash! I found it on the side of the road!"
Me: "Really! C'mon Dad, whatcha get?"
Dad: "I'm telling you, it's a box of trash!"
My dad has never failed to use this line any time he gets that mysterious white box of baked goods (be it crumb cake, donuts, or cinnamon buns), and it's never failed to make me run immediately to the box to see what was really in it.
"Alright, I've got my dinner. What are you guys having?"
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