Riceless
...then we'll be C6.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
That's #2 on my list.
He gave me knightmares.
She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.
The difference is staggering.
It gets nailed
3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I told them "I understand....I used to get freaked out too when I was alive."
Never seen anyone run so fast.
The Doctor only gave him 4!...
Gross earnings.
the difference is staggering
Riceless.
She seemed really excited until he picked up her box and walked away.
One day I want to be a man like mom :)
I named him Mrsa Major.
My son is okay. He doesn't have MRSA. But humor helps me (mom) immensely when I am - or my family is - in crisis. I have way better dad jokes than my son's dad.
He said, "Well this is a rest home."
...I said "What, like how much is it if you add the cost of a Lamb Balti and a Naan bread?"
edit. In the uk a takeaway is food you buy like Chinese or Indian, and take away.
The difference is staggering.
