Because they act like they always herd you.
As the collies brought in a small batch, the farmer turned to me and said "All ten of em, safe and sound, good dogs!"
They sheep were standing in two groups, 4 + 4, and I was like
"But there's only eight of them..."
"Yeah but they got rounded up."
That's what I herd, anyway.
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
They herd you the first time.
He’s a Bordeaux collie
He's a Bordeaux collie
A melon-collie baby
The one I already had wasn't bored enough.
A melon-collie baby.
She’s a little ruff around the edges
ill take a scotch life has been ruff...
He's a bordeaux collie.
I've been thinking about puns including Border Collies for a while now, but can't really find any apart from some "borderline" puns. Any Ideas, Guys?
Hes a Bordeaux collie.
They're natural Collaboradors!
A melancholy melon collie.
A melon collie.
It's a Bordeaux collie.
A little too proud of this one...
So I’m on my usual Tuesday morning conference call with a bunch of vendors, coworkers, bosses, etc...
With his dog barking in the background one of my bosses chimes in and says “Just so you all know, I’m on the call but I’m outside right now having my roof looked at so I might be a little distracted”.
I couldn’t resist... With the instincts of a wild puma plotting against it’s poor defenseless prey, I pounce...
“Is your dog lookin at it?
Cuz he keeps saying ROOF!!! ROOF ROOF!!!”
I was immediately rewarded with a spectacular cacophony of groans and “that was awful”’s... It was glorious. I’m pretty sure I’ll get another promotion for it.
EDIT: So... no promotion... but in a pure, hilarious coincidence, I actually DID just get the news that I'm finally getting that raise they promised me at my last review. Too fuckin funny.
While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"
He’s a little melon collie...
"He's been acting real depressed," explained the gardener. "He just lays in the garden day after day, letting out these really sad sighs... "
"I see," replied the vet. "What do you grow?"
"This season it's cantaloupe, but I don't see how that's relevant."
The vet nodded knowingly and replied, "Well, that explains it-- he's a Melon Collie."
Collie flower and barkly
My 10 year old said,"Dad, who discovered cauliflower?.. and don't say Mr cauliflower or Mrs cauliflower or and member of the cauliflower family...!" (...Which of course I was about to)
So taken aback I said "it was a dog called flower. He was a collie". Best I could do in a tight spot!
He's feeling rather melon-colly
(I made this one up.. melon = fruit, collie = dog..)
I hear it's full of E. collie.
I think I have a melon collie.
A melan collie
John Cougar Meloncamp.
It made her melon-collie (melancholy).
At my grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary, my grandpa says, "I always called Shirley my melancholy baby because she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie."
This was a decade ago, so it didn't make any more sense then that he was referencing a song from the 1920's/30's.