Parlour Puns

A list of puns related to "Parlour"

A Buddhist walks into a pizza parlour and says, "make me one with everything"
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👤︎ u/Tempsilon
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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I went to a tattoo parlour and told the guy I wanted a tattoo of a pen.

He said, "Permanent?"

I said, "No, fountain."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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A couple of fast ones

Handkerchief - Cold storage

Beauty parlour - A place for women to curl up and dye

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👤︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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