Livingroom Puns

I walked into my livingroom earlier and saw my bunny laying on the rug, but she was all fuzzy.

Found this on Tumblr.

thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” jungwildeandfree: hats off for the ultimate dad joke

From: http://oliverwdahl.tumblr.com/post/75540406434/jungwildeandfree-thisismedisappearing-i

Scene: We're chilling in the livingroom talking about all the good things that came from separate countries.

Him: "Nothing good comes from Greece."

Me: "John Travolta."

Him: "John Travolta isn't from Greece. Oh God damnit."

I couldn't breathe and he just sat there angrily.