I think my eyesight is going bad.

I walked into my livingroom earlier and saw my bunny laying on the rug, but she was all fuzzy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Tumblr dads strike again.

Found this on Tumblr.

thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed β€œmOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said β€œyou rang?” jungwildeandfree: hats off for the ultimate dad joke

From: http://oliverwdahl.tumblr.com/post/75540406434/jungwildeandfree-thisismedisappearing-i

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliverWDahl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2014
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Got my friend a while back

Scene: We're chilling in the livingroom talking about all the good things that came from separate countries.

Him: "Nothing good comes from Greece."

Me: "John Travolta."

Him: "John Travolta isn't from Greece. Oh God damnit."

I couldn't breathe and he just sat there angrily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheyreAllGone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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