But Peter came fifth and won a toaster
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
On one hand, you get a really nice ring, but on the other hand, you won't.
"Yes." she replied.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"
She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
So they're pretty much all one-liners.
Dad: Go and stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees over there.
Thank you for your participation.
I'm doing a Mike Check.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
But John came in fifth and only got a toaster.
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.
