What cheese likes to be by itself?
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︎ May 03 2021
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop thatβs included.
Man Iβm glad thatβs out of the whey.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
The real benefit to cheesemaking isnβt the cheese itself
Itβs the friends you make along the whey.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why canβt you hear a pterodactyl relieve itself?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
How does James Bondβs doorbell introduce itself?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What's a word that doesn't rhyme with itself?
Football, chocolate... I dunno, lots of things don't rhyme with "itself".
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why did the frog drowned itself?
It wanted to Kermit suicide.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, βGet out. We donβt serve rope in here.β So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, βHey! Arenβt you the rope that I just threw out?β
The rope replied, βNo. Iβm a frayed knot.β
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︎ May 27 2020
How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
When a ghost opens a bank vault by itself...
Its a poulterheist
... Iβve been playing too much phasmophobia
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What does a cow use to hide itself?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Cheese walks past a mirror and sees itself
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︎ Oct 25 2020
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
History repeats itself
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︎ Sep 07 2020
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Which cheese talks to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
An Amoeba predicted that it would successfully split itself in two.
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Columbia University Marching Band shuts itself down.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
This just speaks for itself
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︎ Jul 03 2019
How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What do you call a plate of spaghetti that sells itself?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I donβt feel like thereβs a knead
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Pretty much speaks for itself
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︎ Feb 13 2020
A school collapsed on itself during school hours. When did it happen?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
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︎ May 19 2020
I think this one speaks for itself
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︎ Aug 14 2018
A flat-eartherβs greatest fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Dec 06 2018
speaks for itself
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︎ Nov 09 2018
Finland has locked itself with quarantine.
No one will be crossing the Finish line.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
How does German bread introduce itself?
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︎ May 02 2020
Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I never liked the multiplication of 12 with itself.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
This pun is better than the movie itself!
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︎ Dec 24 2017
Kinda speaks for itself doesn't it?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Why canβt a bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
π︎ 14
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ May 30 2020
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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︎ Oct 02 2019
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
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