What cheese likes to be by itself?

Prov-alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.

Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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The real benefit to cheesemaking isn’t the cheese itself

It’s the friends you make along the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aphex-Puddle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl relieve itself?

Because the P is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungytoaster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What's a word that doesn't rhyme with itself?

Football, chocolate... I dunno, lots of things don't rhyme with "itself".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UristMasterRace
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why did the frog drowned itself?

It wanted to Kermit suicide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, β€œGet out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.

The bartender says, β€œHey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”

The rope replied, β€œNo. I’m a frayed knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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How did the gymnast banana injure itself?

By doing the splits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossdabose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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How does the Earth keep itself clean ?

With a meteor shower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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When a ghost opens a bank vault by itself...

Its a poulterheist

... I’ve been playing too much phasmophobia

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What does a cow use to hide itself?

Cow-moo-flage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angelic_Fire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Cheese walks past a mirror and sees itself

Halloumi

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"

"It was two tired."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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History repeats itself
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Which cheese talks to itself in the mirror?

Haloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigrex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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An Amoeba predicted that it would successfully split itself in two.

It was a cell fulfilling prophecy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g1flash23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Columbia University Marching Band shuts itself down.

Yes, they Dis-Banded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewArborist64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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This just speaks for itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4yvex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?

Hi, I am a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call a plate of spaghetti that sells itself?

A pasta-tute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pantlesspatrick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...

I don’t feel like there’s a knead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Pretty much speaks for itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Am-Sleep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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A school collapsed on itself during school hours. When did it happen?

After math.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptedAI
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I think this one speaks for itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/salad_memes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngdoorstop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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speaks for itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neefhond
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Finland has locked itself with quarantine.

No one will be crossing the Finish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnreese421
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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How does German bread introduce itself?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I never liked the multiplication of 12 with itself.

It's just gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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This pun is better than the movie itself!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Kinda speaks for itself doesn't it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asgore45
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

It’s two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob-Frapples
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeRacoon555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottdavies86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirstinator79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

Halloumi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idle_slug_583
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Aayush11
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderalin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Hallou-mi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgetthecrowd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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