I was getting my oil changed at the Honda dealership and they had a tv which played what I thought was chive tv of a funny video but I couldn’t find it there or on YT.
It looks like a group of people are gathered around a table and an adult male (grandson) take a champagne bottle and points it at the grandmothers but. He then shoot the cork at her butt and she jumps and yells “STEVEN!!!!!!” Please help me find this video.
I've seen countless posts where people complain about lack of stash space and the thing almost everyone suggests is getting rid of stuff like cork and leather because you don't need to keep it for anything. Now all of a sudden we need a bazillion million corks and people are posting fucking walkthroughs to maximize your cork collection.
Edit: I am aware of the up coming event. That's why it's funny to me. It's like Bethesda saw all the posts and said "we'll teach you to throw away your fucking cork!"
Hi all I am a hard core milk drinker to the point I drink nothing else. For years I have been getting milk in our local Aldi but things changed about a week ago. The milk now tastes weird with a very strong aftertaste. Imagine that subtle change when the milk is in serial, now multiply that. It tastes all wrong and I can’t enjoy it anymore. There’s also a smell that goes with this. My family say it’s grand as they only use it for tea and when I have them try pure milk they say it’s only slightly creamy. I don’t know what to do. This happened once before at Christmas but I don’t know what’s happening. It’s in date like and stored in fridge so don’t know the issue. Anyone can help?
When the owner of Chip Block gives the dummy to bobby, he says it was made out of Portugese Cork. And bobby says that's funny. I don't get it, why is it funny?
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
Because a toothbrush works better
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Had to ground him until he could conduct himself properly.
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
The Bushes
Well, toucan play at that game.
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
I want to talk about my father and the wonderful influence he has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'He is a shining example of parenthood, and I love him more than words could ever do justice.'
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my father’s handwriting.'
Argon does not react.
