I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t Stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.
I can't stop climbing up through the garage to the roof...
A person sees someone walking in the street without a mask. Frustrated, he goes up to him, stops at two meters away and angrily mutters through his mask,
"People like you make me sick!".
My wife is threatening to leave me unless I grow up and stop playing games
My son just told me to stop making up things about him.
Which is strange, because I don’t have any kids.
When it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, I've got a leg up on the competition. My cat says I passed out under the tree again, but I told her to stop pulling my leg.
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"
Me: "No it doesn't”
People keep telling me to stop putting up walls
My son comes up to me today and tells me he’s gay. My wife tried to stop me but I couldn’t stop myself shouting at him.
Hi gay I’m dad. I just get so excited at every oppertunity to say it.
My son came up to me today and asked, "can you please stop singing Wonderwall?"
I can't stop looking up word definitions
I need some help with my addictionary
After years of trying I have decided to give up on my life long dream of becoming a world renowned spaghetti chef. It’s time to move on and stop living in ...
I picked up my newborn daughter to stop her crying. Mother-in-law commented- "Wow, she really settled for you quickly!"
Last night I couldn’t stop coming up with moon jokes.
My wife thought it was complete lunarcy.
My girlfriend told me she was gonna break up with me if i dont stop quoting Linkin Park
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
My dad always used to tell me the best place to pick up ladies was at the bus stop.
My dad was also a bus driver.
A guy walks up to his son and says,"Son, if you don't stop touching yourself, you will go blind."
Son says,"Dad, I'm over here."
How do you stop a new puppy from digging up your lawn?
Road-tripping with the family and coming up on the last rest stop for miles...
"Anyone need to go? Speak now or forever hold your pees!"
Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.
Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.
I can't stop looking up word definitions
I need some help with my addictionary
Bilbo Baggins suddenly woke up to “Don’t stop Believing.”
It was an unexpected Journey.
Bilbo Baggins woke up suddenly to “Don’t stop believing!”
It was an unexpected Journey.
Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t Stop Believing.”
It was an unexpected Journey.
Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up to the song Don’t Stop Believing.
It was an unexpected Journey.
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