Electric Cord Puns

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

I was cleaning up the kitchen some when I noticed an errant electrical cord. I picked it up and realized it belonged to the deep fryer.

 

I picked up the cord and said, "Now where is the fryer?" To which my Daughter replied without missing a beat, "In the monastery."

 

I walked right into that one.

My friend's dad was telling me about a costume idea he had yesterday

"You put on a blue shirt, wrap an electrical cord around yourself, and then tie a rubber chicken to it"

His costume? Chicken Cordon Bleu

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.

He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

So I had to ground him He’s doing better currently And conducting himself properly...

I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. He’s even conducting himself better. I don’t know watt got into him.

He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and he’s conducting himself properly.

So I had to ground her.

She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.

so I had to ground him.