A list of puns related to "Cords"
So I had to ground him. Heβs doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
The result speaks for itself.
The results pretty much speak for themselves...
Dad looks at his newborn and says, "You heard the doc, you've got 30 days to find a job and move out."
She left me absolutely speechless
It left him speechless
It was nervous.
but it got nervous.
Seriously, what a power trip.
βWhatβs all this for?β he asked...
βWellβ I replied, βIβve heard that if you give a man enough rope, he will hang himselfβ.
That'd be an overreach of his power.
It's a tendon C I have.
They canβt croak.
Dad: stupid, worthless good-for-nothing cord should be ashamed of yourself
He's cockadoodledoing alright now
I'm a frayed knot
Was working on a high end home, just trying to hide a wire that went out to a wine cooler, and my boss accidentally pulls the cord out and says,
"Sorry fridge!"
Without skipping a beat, I reply,
"Don't worry, it's cool!"
I'm no dad, but he is, and he thought it was hilarious, and that he would tell his wife that one later.
"Don't know if it'll work but might as well take a shot. Lincoln did."
he said his back locked up
"What are you doing? Making a long distance call?"
He was so proud of the joke he called me in as the only other person who would appreciate it.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him Heβs doing better currently And conducting himself properly...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Heβs doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
I had to ground him. Heβs doing better currently. Heβs even conducting himself better. I donβt know watt got into him.
Heβs doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
So I had to ground her.
She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.
So I had to ground him. Heβs doing better currently and heβs conducting himself properly.
so I had to ground him.
The results speak for themselves.
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