27 Hilarious Pipes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The pipes in my house leak

I think they are whistleblowers

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👤︎ u/Kartenhouse

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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We were all following an old pipe

It lead

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👤︎ u/WalterNewton

📅︎ Apr 22 2021

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I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.

Guess they got the wrong organ donor.

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👤︎ u/majestic_walrus1

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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What did one smoking pipe say to the other smoking pipe?

Don’t go ashtray

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👤︎ u/rethinkr

📅︎ Mar 09 2021

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My next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes.

He’s a catholic converter.

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👤︎ u/beej2000

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,

“Spoiler alert!”

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👤︎ u/PhoKit2

📅︎ Feb 18 2021

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Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.

Always proud to be an organ donor.

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👤︎ u/whippedcreamcheese

📅︎ Oct 27 2020

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Man had the courage to come into my office and ask what the bucket, the rope, and the pipes were for...

Well, well, well.

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👤︎ u/Parkwad

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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I bet he used a pipe

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👤︎ u/newaccount_who_diss

📅︎ Mar 26 2020

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Sucking the shit outta the pipe

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👤︎ u/qomzt

📅︎ Feb 16 2020

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I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.

I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Mar 31 2020

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For the last two weeks I've been walking around dressed in cladding and rubber pipe covering. /r/Jokes/comments/fnqw1l/…

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👤︎ u/mykeuk

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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My dad recently started his job at the sewage plant, and already busted a pipe and caused a flood.

His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.

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👤︎ u/Xianthamist

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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I had a terrible dream the other night that I was a tail pipe... I could barely sleep.

I woke up exhausted!

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👤︎ u/noobmoney_rs

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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Using exactly 12" of duct tape to fix a leaking pipe is a Stop-Gap Measure

Duct tape used for everything, including puns

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👤︎ u/SirGreybush

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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Fixing tail pipes is exhausting work

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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A plumber couldn't get two pipes to fit together...

So he checked the plumbing thread.

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👤︎ u/Scisssors

📅︎ Aug 11 2018

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Amazing fact: right now, there's a basin with a drain pipe and faucet waiting outside your front door.

Let that sink in

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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I had the world’s best showerthought but it got washed down the drain. Now it’s just a pipe dream.

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👤︎ u/SettingsData

📅︎ Oct 11 2017

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My dad's clever dismissal of one of my pipe dreams

Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"

Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"

[Points at my mother]

Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."

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👤︎ u/teendream

📅︎ Sep 17 2013

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That gif with the guy throwing a cigarette into a pipe sure is blowing up

https://gfycat.com/AstonishingSeparateIberianmidwifetoad

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👤︎ u/hideous_coffee

📅︎ Apr 11 2017

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You can't trust old sewer pipes....

They're full of crap

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👤︎ u/MewsickFreek

📅︎ Apr 25 2018

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What do you call someone who gives a large pipe instrument to a church?

An organ donor

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👤︎ u/BigChikkin

📅︎ Feb 27 2018

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Pipe organ

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👤︎ u/TheCat5001

📅︎ Jul 02 2014

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Texted dad to let him know that I picked up the pipe elbow needed for the pool.

Me: I think I have your elbow. Dad: I thought I felt someone grab me.

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👤︎ u/angelicmckayla

📅︎ May 05 2015

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What did the farmer say to the plumber when he commented on the size of his pipe?

"I'm a grower, not a shower."

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👤︎ u/hornwalker

📅︎ Apr 05 2015

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People who make glass pipes have a tough job

They're always blowing it.

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👤︎ u/hornwalker

📅︎ Oct 15 2015

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