I bet he used a pipe
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My neighbour worships exhaust pipes

He's a catholic converter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simfy44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.

I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Sucking the shit outta the pipe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qomzt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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For the last two weeks I've been walking around dressed in cladding and rubber pipe covering. /r/Jokes/comments/fnqw1l/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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My dad recently started his job at the sewage plant, and already busted a pipe and caused a flood.

His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xianthamist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I had a terrible dream the other night that I was a tail pipe... I could barely sleep.

I woke up exhausted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Using exactly 12" of duct tape to fix a leaking pipe is a Stop-Gap Measure

Duct tape used for everything, including puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGreybush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Fixing tail pipes is exhausting work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Amazing fact: right now, there's a basin with a drain pipe and faucet waiting outside your front door.

Let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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A plumber couldn't get two pipes to fit together...

So he checked the plumbing thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scisssors
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I had the world’s best showerthought but it got washed down the drain. Now it’s just a pipe dream.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SettingsData
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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You can't trust old sewer pipes....

They're full of crap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MewsickFreek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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That gif with the guy throwing a cigarette into a pipe sure is blowing up

https://gfycat.com/AstonishingSeparateIberianmidwifetoad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hideous_coffee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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My dad's clever dismissal of one of my pipe dreams

Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"

Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"

[Points at my mother]

Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teendream
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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What do you call someone who gives a large pipe instrument to a church?

An organ donor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigChikkin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Pipe organ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCat5001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2014
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Texted dad to let him know that I picked up the pipe elbow needed for the pool.

Me: I think I have your elbow. Dad: I thought I felt someone grab me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angelicmckayla
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2015
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What did the farmer say to the plumber when he commented on the size of his pipe?

"I'm a grower, not a shower."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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