My neighbour worships exhaust pipes
He's a catholic converter
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
For the last two weeks I've been walking around dressed in cladding and rubber pipe covering. /r/Jokes/comments/fnqw1l/…
My dad recently started his job at the sewage plant, and already busted a pipe and caused a flood.
His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.
I had a terrible dream the other night that I was a tail pipe... I could barely sleep.
I woke up exhausted!
Using exactly 12" of duct tape to fix a leaking pipe is a Stop-Gap Measure
Duct tape used for everything, including puns
Fixing tail pipes is exhausting work
Amazing fact: right now, there's a basin with a drain pipe and faucet waiting outside your front door.
Let that sink in
A plumber couldn't get two pipes to fit together...
So he checked the plumbing thread.
I had the world’s best showerthought but it got washed down the drain. Now it’s just a pipe dream.
You can't trust old sewer pipes....
They're full of crap
That gif with the guy throwing a cigarette into a pipe sure is blowing up
https://gfycat.com/AstonishingSeparateIberianmidwifetoad
My dad's clever dismissal of one of my pipe dreams
Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"
Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"
[Points at my mother]
Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."
What do you call someone who gives a large pipe instrument to a church?
An organ donor
Texted dad to let him know that I picked up the pipe elbow needed for the pool.
Me: I think I have your elbow. Dad: I thought I felt someone grab me.
What did the farmer say to the plumber when he commented on the size of his pipe?
"I'm a grower, not a shower."
