My brother texted me that he found orange juice flavored hookah

I asked him to hookah brother up.

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📅︎ Apr 08 2015
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My girlfriend and I went to a hookah bar.

My girlfriend has been putting a lot of work into her current masters program and is under a lot of stress.

We decided it would be a good idea to get out of the house but weren't sure where we would go.

The inner dad inside me pulled out this line, "Why don't we go to the new hookah bar to blow off some steam."

I was very proud and decided to share with you folks. I will now continue to reiterate this story to everyone I see today.

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👤︎ u/FadderBeef
📅︎ Jul 30 2014
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What do you call a whore that smokes?

A Hookah

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👤︎ u/Sotemal
📅︎ Feb 28 2014
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