My gramps left his brisket in the smoker too long

Old timer

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/PulkPush
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 12 2020
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Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production

When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/WaxEcho
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 26 2020
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I was talking to my dad yesterday about all the meats my husband has cooked in the smoker

My dad: I tried to smoke a chicken once, but it wouldn't light.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/jkm024
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 22 2020
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Thinking about opening a hotel for weed smokers.

Iā€™m gone call it Swisha Suites. Lol!

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/MLSlate1324
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 20 2020
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What color are a smoker's lungs?

Toblacko

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/augsburg71
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 09 2020
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If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 04 2019
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Why smokers are not shouting on roads protesting against the vape ban?

They don't have enough lung capacity

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/danyk16
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 20 2019
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What did the weed smoker bake?

Pot pie.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Mein-Kampf-2
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 26 2019
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What school does non-weed smokers go to to learn how to smoke?

High school

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/aparks1437
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 26 2019
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I greeted my neighbor who was a chain smoker today....

I said to him, good morning your "Highness".

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Jetty_Boy
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 26 2019
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Three smokers on a boat don't have a match.
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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/terminavelocity
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 16 2014
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For habitual smokers

My Uncle Ray was a 2 pack a day smoker and frequently let the ash burn all the down before tipping it off. As a result he was frequently spilling ash on his clothes. Whenever this would happen, he would look at us, grin and say

"Guess I really made an ash of myself, huh?"

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/subter-fugue
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 03 2019
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What did the smoker say when he ran out of smokes and found a cigarette pack?

Just in the nic'o tine.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Unknow0059
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 07 2019
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You know what I love about living in a house of smokers?

Everything smells like meat.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/KvltFollowing
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 04 2018
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I want to open a place that makes Indian flatbread in a smoker.

It would be a naan smoking restaurant.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TheWholeDamnInternet
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 29 2016
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Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite?

Danksgiving.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/CourageKitten
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 23 2016
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Tonight at dinner, my best friend told my dad, "My sister is a chain smoker."

My dad replied, "How DO they light those chains?"

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/belleslettres
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 11 2014
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