I mist it.
There's a vas deferens.
It's pretty kinky
That was reel nice of her!
Edit: oh wow, this blew up!
I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.
He called it Mister Spork.
So they had to walk really close together.
"Don't kinkshame me."
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and cat.
"That sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman said with admiration.
"Thanks!" the girl replied.
The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
The fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
I grow bonsai trees. Somewhere between 50-70 of them. My Dad was visiting the garden and asked how I watered them. I said I used two hoses, but one of them was Spanish. He asked "How can you tell?" I replied, "Well, there's Hose B and Hose A."
I went to the hardware store and told the attendant that I needed a hose. He asked, "How long?" I said, "At least until the end of August."
It was getting a little too kinky.
"well, did you replace the bros first? You know what they say: bros before hose"
My boyfriend proceeded to laugh to himself for several minutes.
So I yell "God Bless You Mrs. Hosewater!"
She's not much of a Vonnegut fan but I was pretty proud of myself :)