Sprinkler Puns

A list of puns related to "Sprinkler"

Went to meet up with a guy selling a sprinkler yesterday.

I got hosed. (Cheesy i know)

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👤︎ u/playedmyself00
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Did you hear about the man who's funeral was interrupted by the sprinklers?

He was sent to a watery grave.

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👤︎ u/round-2-fight
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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I've always struggled to understand sprinklers.

I dunno, they're just so mist-ifying.

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👤︎ u/Rufnubbins
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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"Watch out dad, that sprinkler is going to hit the sidewalk near you!"

"Don't worry buddy, it just mist me."

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👤︎ u/aaanold
📅︎ May 28 2020
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My neighbor leaves his sprinkler running constantly, sometimes days at a time.

It’s really irrigating.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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Did you hear about the sprinkler system malfunction at the library?

There wasn’t a dry “i” in the house

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👤︎ u/ZaraMave
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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If a sprinkler head identified as female...

...would it still be considered a mister?

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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Got my coworker while we were installing sprinklers

First off, some context. When you have to run pipe under a sidewalk, we use a metal rod with a spiral tip to make a hole that's called a bore rod.

We were putting it away and I asked "does this look a little dull?"

"Huh? Dull?"

"Yeah I watched it earlier and it looked like it was boring."

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👤︎ u/Aj45
📅︎ Jun 26 2015
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My freind was telling me her grievances about the sprinklers making water spots on her car

I told her that i have the same problem and find it very irrigating as well

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👤︎ u/curly686
📅︎ Mar 24 2017
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What did the farmer get his wife for Valentine's Day?

A sprinkler system and it irrigated her

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👤︎ u/krigito
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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Do you think 70's dance moves will ever come back into style?

Well...I know The Sprinkler will always come back around.

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👤︎ u/thegoodsock
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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My neighbor leaves his sprinkler running constantly, sometimes days at a time.

It’s really irrigating.

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👤︎ u/gimcrak
📅︎ May 21 2019
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