If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
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If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

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Fire Hydrant
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If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

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I used to work at a fire hydrant factory

I could never find a place to park!

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There's H20 on the inside of a fire hydrant, but what's on the outside?

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What's on the inside of a fire hydrant?

H2O.

What's on the outside of the hydrant?

K9P

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What happened to the frog who parked by a fire hydrant?

He was toad away.

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👤︎ u/Tanski14
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If fire hydrants have H2O inside them, what do they have outside?

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👤︎ u/ArranMars
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I used to work at a fire hydrant factory...

I had to quit: you couldn't park anywhere near the place

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👤︎ u/aminoacd
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I used to work at a place that made fire hydrants...

But I quit because I couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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👤︎ u/weeglos
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Fire hydrants

If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what's on the outside?

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👤︎ u/Draked1
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How do you call an ant with several heads?

A hydrant.

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👤︎ u/Reysomni
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Why do firefighters have Dalmatians?

So they can find the fire hydrant!

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👤︎ u/Wykes14
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Remember how Red Skull was being consumed by fire in the end of Captain America

Guess you could say he needed a fire HYDRAnt

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My coworker just went full dad.

What's the chemical name for the stuff inside a fire hydrant?

-H2O

What's the chemical name for the stuff outside the hydrant?

-K9P

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Not necessarily a dad joke, but a good retiree joke/brief story just using that wit.

A Retiree's Last Trip to Sam's Club

Yesterday I was at Sam's Club, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant?

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two handfuls every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care,because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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So a cop pulls a car over...

...and says to the driver, "You ran into every fire hydrant on this block, what's the problem?!"

The driver shrugs and says "don't look at me, I'm blind. I just go where the dog tells me."

Credit to u/ratonacliffe for the inspiration

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My dad has a whole list of responses to the same question

Any retail/coffee clerk: how are you today sir?

Dad: Like a fart in a space suit, Like a fire hydrant at a dog parade, Can I get back to you on that?, Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

There is more I just can't remember them all. So embarrassing.

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My SO got me good today on a walk around

We passed a fire hydrant that somebody had put an old tire around. My SO said "that fire hydrant is tired."

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If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
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If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

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I used to work at a fire hydrant factory

I could never find a place to park!

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