A list of puns related to "Hydrant"
K9P.
K9-Pee
K9P
I could never find a place to park!
K9P
H2O.
What's on the outside of the hydrant?
K9P
He was toad away.
K9P
I had to quit: you couldn't park anywhere near the place
But I quit because I couldn't park anywhere near the place.
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what's on the outside?
K9P
A hydrant.
So they can find the fire hydrant!
Guess you could say he needed a fire HYDRAnt
What's the chemical name for the stuff inside a fire hydrant?
-H2O
What's the chemical name for the stuff outside the hydrant?
-K9P
A Retiree's Last Trip to Sam's Club
Yesterday I was at Sam's Club, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant?
So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two handfuls every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with m
... keep reading on reddit ➡...and says to the driver, "You ran into every fire hydrant on this block, what's the problem?!"
The driver shrugs and says "don't look at me, I'm blind. I just go where the dog tells me."
Credit to u/ratonacliffe for the inspiration
Any retail/coffee clerk: how are you today sir?
Dad: Like a fart in a space suit, Like a fire hydrant at a dog parade, Can I get back to you on that?, Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
There is more I just can't remember them all. So embarrassing.
We passed a fire hydrant that somebody had put an old tire around. My SO said "that fire hydrant is tired."
K9P.
K9P
I could never find a place to park!
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