Firetruck Puns

A list of puns related to "Firetruck"

Firetruck plowing through an intersection xpost /r/unexpected
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👤︎ u/hellABunk
📅︎ Nov 11 2015
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My dad, anytime a firetruck speeds past imgur.com/nLLX1l4
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👤︎ u/murrdy2
📅︎ Nov 26 2013
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My wife asked me "what starts with f and ends with k"

I said "No, it doesn't".

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👤︎ u/lolyesboyee
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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What starts with F but ends with UCK?

Firetruck!

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👤︎ u/Pacifou
📅︎ May 04 2020
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What starts with 'w' and ends with 'hat'

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👤︎ u/Waccsadac
📅︎ Feb 04 2017
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What color was it?

Every time. Every single god damn time anyone describes anything with it's color, and he's been doing it for as long as I can remember. Now that I'm out of the house, he's doing it to my 7 year old brother.

"Turn left right after the big yellow sign." "What color is it?"

"Dad, did you see the red firetruck?" "What color was it?"

Twenty years of this and he still think it's hilarious.

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👤︎ u/Mostlyharmless27
📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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Home Cooking

So I'm driving home after picking my son up from school when a firetruck passed us lights flashing, sirens blaring.

Me: Oh no, your Mom's cooking again..

(Pun in title. Did ya get it?)

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👤︎ u/redacted_voice
📅︎ May 03 2014
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What starts with F and ends with an "uck"?

A fucking firetruck

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👤︎ u/FiercedGuy
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What starts with F and ends with uck?

Firetruck.

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👤︎ u/NotMoodyGuy
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Wanna hear a word that starts with F and ends in UCK?

Firetruck

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👤︎ u/nylapsetime
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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What starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck

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👤︎ u/HyruleTrigger
📅︎ Sep 24 2017
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