What do you call a funny motorcycle

Yamaha-ha-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j11esq41
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.

It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A New Motorcycle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnergizerBunnyCJ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Harley-Davidson has invented a flying motorcycle.

The old bikes will henceforth be known as ground Hogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thx_tex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why does my motorcycle keep falling asleep?

Because it's two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordTrollsworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you call Santa’s motorcycle brand?

A holly davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coxxy2025
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What kind of motorcycles do livestock ride?

COWasaki!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razonje
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"

"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Wood Motorcycle

A man once built a bike all of wood. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden motor, even wooden gas tank.

Did he ever ride it? No, because it wooden start!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/browserleet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Motorcycle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamSeer95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual norse monarchs?

Bikings

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We went camping and heard some motorcycles off in the distance

There must be some wild hogs in the area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capta1nR3dbeard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

a Yamahahahahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmokedOutVlogs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Which household item really loves motorcycles?

The broom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrshamWindborn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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When it comes to motorcycle jokes

I triumph every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...

Wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonRanch1989
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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About a year ago, I had this friend named Uriah, who I called β€œU”. I gave my old motorcycle to him, because I had just bought a new one. Soon thereafter, he put it on a scale.

Last Christmas, I gave Yamaha. But the very next day, U gave it a weigh.

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The mirrors I ordered for my motorcycle finally came in

I told the guy at the parts desk, thanks I'm looking forward to looking behind me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_range_veal
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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"I can't stand being half motorcycle...

"I can't stand being half motorcycle, half bicycle", he moped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eclipse666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Why did the motorcycle need a kickstand?

Because it was twooo tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaketheoc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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What do you call a pirate motorcycle?

An ARRLEY Davison

This is really bad I’m sorry Xd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jukeboxer64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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The motorcycle crash
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speaker4real
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I named my motorcycle β€˜My Case’

That way my wife will ride it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mldutch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why don’t Russians ride motorcycles?

When they ride the the engine keeps on Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmynuron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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That motorcycle has super funny decals.

It was a Yamahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakinBacon64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayckb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Why couldn't the motorcycle stay up until midnight?

It was two-tyred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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I bought a new rear tire for my motorcycle today. As the clerk handed it to me, I looked him in the eye and said "guess I can retire now"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Why did the motorcycle go to sleep?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wecsam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A motorcycle on one tire is cool

It's wheely cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamthewall69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Girlfriend was working on the motorcycle with me the other day...

She exclaimed "God! This is ridiculous. I need, like, four arms to do this!".

To which I replied "but honey, you DO have forearms!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zswickliffe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Why didn't the motorcycle make the trip?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotbuttbiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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My brother can do motorcycle stunts in the snow.

It's wheelie cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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I feel like a Motorcycle today.

I'm too tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanmeadus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle with a joke book?

A Yamahahaha!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRivalMenace
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(x-post from /r/motorcycles) My bike started lagging in power, so I took it to my local mechanic...

He told my timing was retarded. Somewhat offended, I asked him "when would it have been a better time to bring it in?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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Why did the motorcycle not want to get out of bed?

He was two-tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angelo992001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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What's a pirates motorcycle sound like?

Ruuuuuum rum rum ruuuuuuuuuuuum

I know it's not very good but I made it up sitting in traffic the other day

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What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?

The bikings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fengyuseah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Why did the motorcycle keep falling asleep

He was just two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A yamahahahahaha

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jukeboxer64
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