What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
What do you call Santa’s motorcycle brand?
Why does my motorcycle keep falling asleep?
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
Wood Motorcycle
A man once built a bike all of wood. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden motor, even wooden gas tank.
Did he ever ride it?
No, because it wooden start!
Which household item really loves motorcycles?
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual norse monarchs?
We went camping and heard some motorcycles off in the distance
There must be some wild hogs in the area
When it comes to motorcycle jokes
Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...
The mirrors I ordered for my motorcycle finally came in
I told the guy at the parts desk, thanks I'm looking forward to looking behind me.
"I can't stand being half motorcycle...
"I can't stand being half motorcycle, half bicycle", he moped.
About a year ago, I had this friend named Uriah, who I called “U”. I gave my old motorcycle to him, because I had just bought a new one. Soon thereafter, he put it on a scale.
Last Christmas, I gave Yamaha. But the very next day,
U gave it a weigh.
Why did the motorcycle need a kickstand?
Because it was twooo tired.
I named my motorcycle ‘My Case’
That way my wife will ride it
What do you call a pirate motorcycle?
An ARRLEY Davison
This is really bad I’m sorry Xd
Why don’t Russians ride motorcycles?
When they ride the the engine keeps on Stalin
I was going to give my old motorcycle to my son...
That motorcycle has super funny decals.
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
Why couldn't the motorcycle stay up until midnight?
Why did the motorcycle go to sleep?
I bought a new rear tire for my motorcycle today. As the clerk handed it to me, I looked him in the eye and said "guess I can retire now"
A motorcycle on one tire is cool
Girlfriend was working on the motorcycle with me the other day...
She exclaimed "God! This is ridiculous. I need, like, four arms to do this!".
To which I replied "but honey, you DO have forearms!"
Why didn't the motorcycle make the trip?
My brother can do motorcycle stunts in the snow.
I feel like a Motorcycle today.
(x-post from /r/motorcycles) My bike started lagging in power, so I took it to my local mechanic...
He told my timing was retarded. Somewhat offended, I asked him "when would it have been a better time to bring it in?"
The truck tells the motorcycle a dad joke.
The motorcycle says "Are you four wheel?"
Why did the motorcycle not want to get out of bed?
What do you get when you cross a motorcycle with a joke book?
What's a pirates motorcycle sound like?
Ruuuuuum rum rum ruuuuuuuuuuuum
I know it's not very good but I made it up sitting in traffic the other day
What kind of motorcycle does a pirate ride?
My wife wanted me to take her on a motorcycle ride.
I told her I was two tired
Why didn't motorcycles get roles in the movie Cars?
They were just two tired to show up.
What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?
What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual Norse monarchs?
Why did the motorcycle keep falling asleep
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
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