I'll spare a chain of bike puns
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
Why can't the bike ever get up on time?
I yelled “COW” at a woman on a bike.
She flipped me off then hit the cow.
A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.
I told him my dog doesn't even have a bike.
An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
“Will my son able to speak again?”
Where do crazy people ride their bikes?
What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?
I bought a stationary bike...
But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
It got so bad I had to take his bike away
On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.
Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
My son fell off his bike yesterday and broke his leg.
I told him “it’s going tibia okay”.
Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.
I need someone who can help me fix my bike
It won’t stand up on its own anymore
It’s two tired
I’ve been researching exercise bikes for over a month and just can’t pick one.
It turns out this whole time I’ve been bike-curious.
How’s a bike different from a trike?
Not much. There’s really only one wheel difference.
Apu and his family went on a bike ride.
It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.
I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy.
I guess I'm more of a spokesman.
Crashed my bike into a wall today...
That’s wheelie unfortunate.
What is it called when you change a bike's tires for the very last time?
What do bikes and humans have in common?
Today I got complaints about my dog chasing people on a bike
I immediately took away his bike
I saw a cyclist riding close to a steep cliff. He hit some gravel and veered away from the road toward the precipice. At the last minute he saved himself by jumping from his bike.
For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.
Every morning on my way to work, the same bike comes and tries to run me over.
This bike stand outside my local mall
What type of people represent bike shops?
My bike won't stand on it's own.
Why did the bike fall over?
Why did the bike fall over?
Why did the bike fall over?
Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
I made a Bike out of wood...
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?
Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?
Because it was two tired!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot..
It got so bad I finally had to take his bike away.
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