I'll spare a chain of bike puns
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheJenkinsComic
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Bike Pun Joke; YouTube channel just about Puns youtube.com/watch?v=6pmCe…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infiniteknight32
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What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.

A cycle path.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tim_breeding
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Why can't the bike ever get up on time?

Two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/realtjmusic
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I yelled β€œCOW” at a woman on a bike.

She flipped me off then hit the cow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordCinko
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A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.

I told him my dog doesn't even have a bike.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OliPark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?

β€œWill my son able to speak again?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Elver-Galarga7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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Where do crazy people ride their bikes?

On the psycho path

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivy7496
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2021
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What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?

"Are you my mudder?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/logansworth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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That is a bike I want!!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
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I bought a stationary bike...

But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evening_Flatworm5850
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2021
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Why did all the gym members sign the bike?

Because it was stationary.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot

It got so bad I had to take his bike away

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.

Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SufficientVariety
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/subaz08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

A tyre.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RocketButtMonkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_methematician
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it

I guess it must be sprocket science

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"

"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2019
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My son fell off his bike yesterday and broke his leg.

I told him β€œit’s going tibia okay”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HelloAwkward
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.

It’s a vicious cycle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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I need someone who can help me fix my bike

It won’t stand up on its own anymore

It’s two tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/onemangang15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2020
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I’ve been researching exercise bikes for over a month and just can’t pick one.

It turns out this whole time I’ve been bike-curious.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stlredbird
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
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How’s a bike different from a trike?

Not much. There’s really only one wheel difference.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Timeless_Leaf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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Apu and his family went on a bike ride.

It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy.

I guess I'm more of a spokesman.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
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Crashed my bike into a wall today...

That’s wheelie unfortunate.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MK1A4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2020
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What is it called when you change a bike's tires for the very last time?

Retired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RickC-249
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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What do bikes and humans have in common?

They're both bi-pedal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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Today I got complaints about my dog chasing people on a bike

I immediately took away his bike

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FarmingFriend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2020
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I saw a cyclist riding close to a steep cliff. He hit some gravel and veered away from the road toward the precipice. At the last minute he saved himself by jumping from his bike.

For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2020
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Every morning on my way to work, the same bike comes and tries to run me over.

It’s a vicious cycle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2020
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This bike stand outside my local mall
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KulgyHD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2018
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What type of people represent bike shops?

Spokesmen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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My bike won't stand on it's own.

It's two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karl_oskar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2021
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeJoey2004
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goddred
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was Two Tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reefer_rat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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Why can’t a bike stand on its own?

It’s two tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SilkeNL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2020
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Why bike fall?

tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Primal_Oat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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I made a Bike out of wood...

Now it wooden start .

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoobRashik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.

That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/revsilverspine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2019
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Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?

Because it was two tired!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lexy-J0y25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot..

It got so bad I finally had to take his bike away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlanetMarsh
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