I'll spare a chain of bike puns
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οΈ Sep 30 2013
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
Why can't the bike ever get up on time?
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οΈ Feb 18 2021
I yelled βCOWβ at a woman on a bike.
She flipped me off then hit the cow.
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οΈ Feb 16 2021
A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.
I told him my dog doesn't even have a bike.
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οΈ Feb 11 2021
An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
βWill my son able to speak again?β
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οΈ Feb 08 2021
Where do crazy people ride their bikes?
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οΈ Jan 18 2021
What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
That is a bike I want!!
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
I bought a stationary bike...
But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
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οΈ Dec 27 2020
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
It got so bad I had to take his bike away
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οΈ Nov 29 2020
On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.
Well itβs a regular bike but it hasnβt moved in 364 days.
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οΈ Dec 05 2020
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes
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οΈ Oct 06 2020
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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οΈ Aug 30 2020
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
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οΈ Aug 08 2020
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
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οΈ Sep 22 2019
My son fell off his bike yesterday and broke his leg.
I told him βitβs going tibia okayβ.
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οΈ Sep 01 2020
Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.
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οΈ Apr 30 2020
I need someone who can help me fix my bike
It wonβt stand up on its own anymore
Itβs two tired
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οΈ Aug 01 2020
Iβve been researching exercise bikes for over a month and just canβt pick one.
It turns out this whole time Iβve been bike-curious.
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οΈ Aug 31 2020
Howβs a bike different from a trike?
Not much. Thereβs really only one wheel difference.
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οΈ Jun 09 2020
Apu and his family went on a bike ride.
It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.
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οΈ May 31 2020
I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy.
I guess I'm more of a spokesman.
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οΈ May 21 2020
Crashed my bike into a wall today...
Thatβs wheelie unfortunate.
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οΈ Apr 22 2020
What is it called when you change a bike's tires for the very last time?
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οΈ May 31 2020
What do bikes and humans have in common?
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οΈ Jun 30 2020
Today I got complaints about my dog chasing people on a bike
I immediately took away his bike
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οΈ Feb 11 2020
I saw a cyclist riding close to a steep cliff. He hit some gravel and veered away from the road toward the precipice. At the last minute he saved himself by jumping from his bike.
For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.
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οΈ Jun 04 2020
Every morning on my way to work, the same bike comes and tries to run me over.
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οΈ Jan 21 2020
This bike stand outside my local mall
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οΈ Dec 10 2018
What type of people represent bike shops?
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οΈ Apr 24 2020
My bike won't stand on it's own.
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οΈ Jan 18 2021
Why did the bike fall over?
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οΈ Jan 06 2021
Why did the bike fall over?
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οΈ Jan 06 2021
Why did the bike fall over?
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οΈ Dec 07 2020
Why canβt a bike stand on its own?
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οΈ Sep 20 2020
Why bike fall?
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
I made a Bike out of wood...
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οΈ Aug 23 2020
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
Thatβs ridiculous. My dogs donβt even own bikes
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οΈ Jun 18 2019
Why couldn't the bike standup by itself?
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οΈ Jun 12 2020
Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?
Because it was two tired!
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οΈ Apr 18 2020
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot..
It got so bad I finally had to take his bike away.
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οΈ Apr 30 2020
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