My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.
I finally received my abs solution.
A tricycle says to a bicycle
Tricycle " I'm too tired".
Bicycle " nah I'm two tired, but at least you tried"
(Dunno if it's a repost but my 6yo son told me this last night)
Why did the bicycle go to bed early?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
Did you hear about the man selling bicycle parts?
He went into the market to peddle his wares.
Why can't bicycles stand upright?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
What’s the difference between a man riding a bicycle and a scruffy man riding a tricycle?
What did the tractor tire say to the bicycle tire?
I took my bicycle to the bottle shop the other day...
I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket. As I was about to leave I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So I drank all the vodka and then headed home. It turned out to be a really good decision because I fell eleven times on my way home.
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
Why did the bicycle go to sleep ?
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
Why can't my bicycle go faster than light?
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
Why can a bicycle stand on its own?
Why did bicycle go to bed early? Because it was two-tired
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a badly dressed man on a bicycle?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves?
Because they are two tired.
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Why can't bicycles usually stand on their own?
They're usually two tired
Why did the bicycle fall down?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
I went to the bottle shop the other day on my bicycle...
bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off my bike, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the whiskey and then rode home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off the bike seven times on the way home!
Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
