Bicycle Seat Puns

A list of puns related to "Bicycle Seat"

Bicycle tire Dad Joke fail - where do I turn in my membership card?

At work, I had to take off and re-seat the tire on the front wheel of my bicycle. I took the wheel up to my cube to do it. As I was taking it, I passed someone in the stairwell. My dad joke was, “I’m tired.”

LAME!! Should’ve said “I’m retiring. Wish me luck!”

Shameful.

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👤︎ u/tasunder
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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When I was 8, I'd outgrown my bike so the seat needed to be higher. Off to Dad for help!

Me : "Dad, higher my seat!"

Dad : "Okay." [points at bicycle seat] "YOU'RE HIRED!"

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👤︎ u/show_time_synergy
📅︎ Feb 28 2014
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