I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
He was a little husky.
A dogged effort (and a good boi)
He's this season's biggest luger
You are delusional.
Because he was a little husky.
Dad: Less talking and more pulling, son!
Or was it just the last thing he sled?
He went downhill pretty quick after that.
hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!
Killed 250 bobs.
So I cut my hand quite badly and had to go to get stitches.
The doctor's sewing me up and I remember an old joke that I swore I'd use should the oppurtunity ever arise.
I says "Doc, when this heals up am I gonna be able to play the piano?"
Doctor says "Of course."
I say "that's odd I wasn't able to play the piano before."
The doctor then sets me up for a little improv, he laughs politely and says "funny"
I say "Doc! I'm funny? You've got me in stitches."
When I was a kid, my mom would take my siblings and me to go sledding at the park after a big snow storm. One time we saw my dad's friend jogging there only wearing shorts. I couldn't believe he would do that in the cold and I couldn't wait to tell my dad. Here's how that conversation went...
Me: Dad we saw Mr. Smith running in the snow with shorts on!
Dad: Who's Shortson?
I'm still laughing about it 20 years later.
Alex Rodriguez asked an Alaskan Husky if he had competed in any sled races. The Husky replied "I did A-Rod".
They look like they could pull a dog sled, but they're very quiet. Never bark.
I think they're Mala-mutes.
My coworker and his dad were at an ice fishing event a couple years ago and they saw this guy crawling on the ice, so drink he couldn't walk. He puked and fell over. His buddy comes to get him and puts him in a sled to bring him to shore.
The friend hears my coworker and his dad laughing and he says "that's what happens when you have 151 for breakfast! Haha"
Coworker's dad replies, "Good thing it wasn't 152!"
"Look at these guys on their little sleds! What a bunch of lugers."