What do you call a Husky stubbornly dragging the sled?

A dogged effort (and a good boi)

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Jan 19
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Did you hear about this winter Olympic's sled rider with gigantism?

He's this season's biggest luger

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👤︎ u/prince_ossin
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why were the other puppies teasing the sled dog.

He was a little husky.

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👤︎ u/dogsandtrees
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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Aw, poor guy just bought a sled...

...his life must really be going downhill.

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👤︎ u/dieksville
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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Do you know what cows say when they sled down a hill on their back?

Woo

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👤︎ u/sachmet
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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If you think riding a sled down an ice track is easy

You are delusional.

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👤︎ u/2076baseballbat
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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Why was the small sled-dog no good at barking?

Because he was a little husky.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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We took Grandpa sledging the other day and he caught a terrible cold. Grandma put goosefat all over his chest.

He went downhill pretty quick after that.

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👤︎ u/DemonMango
📅︎ Apr 27
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“Dad, I’ll never go sledding with you again!”

Dad: Less talking and more pulling, son!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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need puns for gnctr team name

hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!

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📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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I went bobsleighing the other day...

Killed 250 bobs.

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👤︎ u/GladstoneBrookes
📅︎ Aug 02 2017
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I have a reputation amongst my friends for cheesy dad jokes this one is the one I'm most proud of.

So I cut my hand quite badly and had to go to get stitches.

The doctor's sewing me up and I remember an old joke that I swore I'd use should the oppurtunity ever arise.

I says "Doc, when this heals up am I gonna be able to play the piano?"

Doctor says "Of course."

I say "that's odd I wasn't able to play the piano before."

The doctor then sets me up for a little improv, he laughs politely and says "funny"

I say "Doc! I'm funny? You've got me in stitches."

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👤︎ u/BruceWaynesWorld
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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My Dad has been telling this joke for years.

Alex Rodriguez asked an Alaskan Husky if he had competed in any sled races. The Husky replied "I did A-Rod".

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👤︎ u/lmaqptie
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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My first dad joke memory

When I was a kid, my mom would take my siblings and me to go sledding at the park after a big snow storm. One time we saw my dad's friend jogging there only wearing shorts. I couldn't believe he would do that in the cold and I couldn't wait to tell my dad. Here's how that conversation went...

Me: Dad we saw Mr. Smith running in the snow with shorts on!

Dad: Who's Shortson?

I'm still laughing about it 20 years later.

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👤︎ u/Jstarving
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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Our neighbours have two large, fluffy dogs

They look like they could pull a dog sled, but they're very quiet. Never bark.

I think they're Mala-mutes.

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👤︎ u/relevant84
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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My coworker's dad at an ice fishing event

My coworker and his dad were at an ice fishing event a couple years ago and they saw this guy crawling on the ice, so drink he couldn't walk. He puked and fell over. His buddy comes to get him and puts him in a sled to bring him to shore.

The friend hears my coworker and his dad laughing and he says "that's what happens when you have 151 for breakfast! Haha"

Coworker's dad replies, "Good thing it wasn't 152!"

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📅︎ Jan 10 2015
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Watching the Olympics with my dad.

"Look at these guys on their little sleds! What a bunch of lugers."

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👤︎ u/Keilbasa
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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