Ya know what, he looks like a really fun guy.
The monk said "make me one with everything."
Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.
The monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied "change must come from within."
For its unhealthy being, it was in eggs-aisle.
Or you could say the peter parker, spied a man.
The par-king space.
Because he’s Adam Driver
The young guy says, “That’s okay. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a bit anxious.”
The old guy says, “Well maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, “She is 28 years-old, tall, with brown hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she’s wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?”
The old guy says, “Doesn't matter, let’s look for yours.”
and now I falafel
They're always getting pushed around!
It was tired of getting pushed around.
“Left some gas in it for you”
She would push the first one about 50 feet, then return to get the second, and push it to the first.
"She is just getting her cartio" I replied
... when they made the dictionary