If police pull over a U-Haul van
did they bust a move?
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
What kind of boat only hauls women's underwear?
A pantiliner!
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
Saw a cop pull over a U-Haul yesterday...
Guess he was trying to bust a move.
How to locomotives get in shape to haul freight?
They train.
I once tried to haul a trailer with my car.
It all went off without a hitch.
Why did Emmeline Pankhurst hate long haul flights?
She would always suffragette lag afterwards
After 30 years as a long haul truck driver.....
I am now semi retired! (Just saw this on Wheel of Fortune!)
How about that actor who played the role of a U-haul truck?
I heard his performance was moving.
Did you hear about the new movie sponsered by u-haul?
The reviews were so-so, but the trailers look great!
What's the difference between U-haul and Youtube?
What's the difference between U-haul and Youtube?
It's not cool if I rack up a bunch of hits with U-haul.
Heard while driving a U-haul to a family friend's house who works with my mom and lives quite a ways away...
Me: So [family friend] drives this all the way to work? Dad: No, she drives a smaller car.
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...
Did he bust a move?
I just watched a cop pull over a U-Haul.
He was trying to bust a move.
Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?
He wanted to bust a move.
Why did the policeman pull over the U-haul?
He wanted to bust a move.
