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A list of puns related to "Haul"

If police pull over a U-Haul van

did they bust a move?

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👤︎ u/lucas_m15
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...

did he just bust a move?

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👤︎ u/Daudelin1
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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What kind of boat only hauls women's underwear?

A pantiliner!

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...

They were movers and Shakers.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Saw a cop pull over a U-Haul yesterday...

Guess he was trying to bust a move.

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👤︎ u/Chizzle10
📅︎ May 06 2020
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How to locomotives get in shape to haul freight?

They train.

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👤︎ u/baconaboot
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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Semi drivers who haul almonds

Drive everybody nuts.

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👤︎ u/smakattak
📅︎ May 05 2020
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What kinda hauls?
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👤︎ u/rabbitoncrack
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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I once tried to haul a trailer with my car.

It all went off without a hitch.

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👤︎ u/theydeletedme
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why did Emmeline Pankhurst hate long haul flights?

She would always suffragette lag afterwards

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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I hate U-Hauls

Every turn is a u-turn

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👤︎ u/ctrlaltdelmarva
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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After 30 years as a long haul truck driver.....

I am now semi retired! (Just saw this on Wheel of Fortune!)

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👤︎ u/Sjdiver2001
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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How about that actor who played the role of a U-haul truck?

I heard his performance was moving.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Did you hear about the new movie sponsered by u-haul?

The reviews were so-so, but the trailers look great!

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👤︎ u/pyongyang_party_meat
📅︎ Dec 12 2015
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What's the difference between U-haul and Youtube?

What's the difference between U-haul and Youtube?

It's not cool if I rack up a bunch of hits with U-haul.

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👤︎ u/pursuitofstumble
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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Heard while driving a U-haul to a family friend's house who works with my mom and lives quite a ways away...

Me: So [family friend] drives this all the way to work? Dad: No, she drives a smaller car.

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👤︎ u/Slimtoad
📅︎ Jun 01 2015
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If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...

Did he bust a move?

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👤︎ u/Anynamethatworks
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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I just watched a cop pull over a U-Haul.

He was trying to bust a move.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He wanted to bust a move.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why did the policeman pull over the U-haul?

He wanted to bust a move.

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👤︎ u/redribbonrider
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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