A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...

I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?

A foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkvideo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Get it, 'cause it's a tow truck? v.redd.it/jhzjiwg10lk41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?

They got hitched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherem13
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What's bigger than a tow truck?

A foot truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kori_a
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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There’s a new film coming out about the incorrect use of tow bars on cars..

The trailer just dropped.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Looks like he could use a tow...

...or a hand.

Credit to my 3 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JellyBellyGiggles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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This slogan on a tow truck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/purplelefint
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What did the triceratops tow with his tow truck?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeFindMeGilbert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I'm upset. I called for a tow truck...

...and they sent a hooker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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I got a nail in my tire coming home from the grocery store. My meat, milk, icecream... Absolutely ruined while waiting on a tow truck!

Should've bought asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Have you seen one of those tow trucks before?

They're tow-tally amazing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3lite_9ner1
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Pulled into my job site (tow truck)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NavyDragons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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I was driving this morning when I saw this tow truck driver sobbing uncontrollably and looking miserable.

I thought to myself, β€œThis guy is heading for a breakdown.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Kid tow away service, does it still count if I'm a mom?

A strangers car broke down and they left it in our yard for a week and a half, leaving no name or contact information. After making several attempts on social media to find these people to come get their vehicle, I finally had to call the local police station to ask them to take care of it.

An officer came and he talked about putting a 72 hour notice sticker on it and then having it towed. At the mention of stickers my 6 year old blurted, "oh! Stickers! Can I have one?!" The policeman asked if my boy could come to the cruiser to get a few stickers. I said, "sure but, kid, are you sure? After 72 hours they will tow you away!" My boy groaned "moooommmm...." but at least the officer laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weinerlicker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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If you were to line five tow trucks up, how long would it be?

A foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinosaurRigby9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2016
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Child stubs toe- Thoughtful Dad says- " Better call a tow truck" Every.Single.Time. imgur.com/6GXxPz5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadt5382
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2013
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