A pirate walked into a bar with a roll of paper towels on his head...
So, I asked him: What’s up with the paper towels?
The Pirate said: Aarrr, I have a Bounty on my head
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Bounty Paper Towels has introduced a drone which will retrieve a TV remote from anywhere in your house...
It’s the “Clicker Picker Upper.”
Why do you use an old towel to dry your dog?
Because it's a little rough
What do you call a dinosaur that is also a towel?
I won a contest extracting the most water from a towel, I'm now known as the....
What do you call a disabled paper towel?
Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
I went to 3 different stores trying to find some paper towels....
I guess you could call me a Bounty hunter.
Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest.
I tried to tell a joke about towels...
But people don’t like my dry humor.
If towels could tell jokes...
They would have a dry sense of humor
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
Next time your wife is angry, give her a towel as cape.
Then say : now you are super angry!
She might laugh.. you might die.
My Fiancée was at the store earlier and she texted me saying, “Should I buy new beach towels?”
The towels are so scratchy, the cats love them...
I thought only dogs knew "rough"
What’s the Mandalorian’s favourite paper towel?
Anyone out shopping looking for paper towels can officially call themselves...
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Why are American towels communist?
They’re kept in the Lenin closet.
Why Don't Gymnasts Use Towels?
When places ran out of toilet paper people started buying paper towel instead
Her: Hey, can you pick up my towel?
Me: Hey there towel, looking good. What are you doing later?
I started getting death threats after wearing paper towels for a hat...
Apparently there's a Bounty on my head
A nun might put a towel on her head from time to time.
But she wouldn't make a habit of it.
I think my towel has a crush on me because whenever I rub it on me it gets wet
I told my kids a joke about our bovine print kitchen towel.
They said it was terry bull.
A convict escapes from prison wearing paper towel shorts.
He’s now got a bounty on his head and his ass.
If a mortician and a snake get married, what will their towels say?
A lot of people can't figure out the right way to dry their towels.
It's just something they tend to get hung up on.
Paper towels and toilet paper are terrible if they’re not tearable.
Pretty sure this post is terrible too, but I just couldn’t help myself today.
I saw a baker putting a tea towel over a large bowl full of dough.
What’s he trying to prove?
A pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towel on his head....
Bartender asks what that's all about.
Pirate says "arrrrrgh, I have a bounty on me head"
Why did the pirate wear a paper towel for a hat?
He had a bounty on his head.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel for a hat. The bartender asks, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate replies, "Arr, I got a Bounty on me head!"
My paper towels went missing
So I had to hire a Bounty hunter.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender says; "hey, what's with the paper towel?" And the pirate says, "Arrr, I've got a bounty on me head!"
I won a contest for draining the most water out of a towel...
I'm now known as the Lord of the Wrings.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head
The bartender asks him why it's there, to which the pirate replies, "Arrr, there be a bounty on me head!"
Why don’t gymnasts use towels?
My wife got angry at me, so I draped a towel down her back
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a turban made out of paper towels.
Bartender: What the hell?
Pirate: Arrr, there is a Bounty on me head.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
All the paper towels went missing from my house.
Fortunately my dog is a Bounty hunter.
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