Tea Towel Puns

A list of puns related to "Tea Towel"

I saw a baker putting a tea towel over a large bowl full of dough.

What’s he trying to prove?

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👤︎ u/T0MMY0
📅︎ May 06 2019
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I told my Dad that I accidentally burnt a tea-towel while cooking

His response: Why? Was it an act of protest?

Me: What?

Him: Were you protesting against a Tea-Towelitarian government?

I've never been prouder to be his son

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👤︎ u/kevinbaconjames
📅︎ Oct 17 2015
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