I got the entire Quran printed on a burlap bag

It was sack religious

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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What do you get when you put two angry bovine in a burlap sack?

A pair of testy cows.

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👤︎ u/southernmail
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).

Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."

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👤︎ u/wmd1234
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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