Even in places where grocery workers are allowed to unionize people who do bagging work have no say on what goes into each new contract.

Baggers can't be choosers after all.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Yesterday, I was bagging my customer's groceries...

When I asked, "Is it okay if I bag the box of spinach with the toothpaste?" She then asked, "Sure, does it matter?"

I then replied, "No, I'm just worried your spinach might turn into mint."

She didn't get the joke, but her husband did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzaslayer24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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I went to the beekeeper to get a dozen bees. When he gave me the bag, I counted 13, so I said β€œoops, you gave me an extra-β€œ

He said β€œNah, that’s a freebie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.

They said it was grounds for termination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvlpdillon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Why don't vultures check their bags when they fly?

They just take carrion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondjimbond
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Renovating the house has been a mixed bag

First floor has gone great, but the second floor is another story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fromcj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Every time we go to the putting green, my friend has to bring along a bag of Pringles to munch on...

He always wants to practice his chipping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."

My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."

True story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiWanKaDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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You know people use a bag of rocks as a metaphor for being stupid....

But it took one stone to figure out the theory of relativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberohero
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?

Thanks for the Baghdad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My mate told me he is in love with two school bags

He is bi-satchel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snell84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?

He got caught picking his nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frugatti_cuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I recently lost a bag of dirt.

I can't believe I'm dirt poor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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How is a shoddy furniture manufacturer like a bag of prunes?

They both create loose stools.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phasmus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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A man is walking down the street holding a bag of pasta upside down...

And then the penne dropped.

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True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!

I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I was given a bag of peanuts that had been blessed by the Pope.

I gave them away...I hate religious nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?

They prefer carrion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahcled
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction

She packed up her bags and right.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do bears in Turkey say when they see tourists in sleeping bags?

Kebab Wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullMoon-Horror
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Cashier: β€œDo you want milk in the bags?”

Dad: β€œNo, thanks. The carton is fine”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transitionals
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag

I told her thats dirt cheap

It just happened. I'm evolving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiftedEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was arrested for having jello in the shape of a gun in my bag

The officers charged me for having a congealed weapon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag

It's my briefs case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I’ve got a friend that fell in love with two school bags

He’s bi satchel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reallewbag92ttv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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How do you fit an Elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the β€˜S’ out of Safe and the β€˜F’ out of way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoblog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.

Just to make the cremation process a little bit more interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_wanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...

I was very fortunate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tea bag.

On the way home I got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I was assaulted with a bag of soil

But I can't go to the cops cause they got dirt on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WA9ACE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I bought a box of condoms from the store the other day and the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag

I said β€œnah, I’ll just turn the lights off.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do the French do after buying bread?

They Bag-itt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What do bears call people in sleeping bags?

Bearritos.

This was stolen from the NPS Instagram, which you should follow for this and other (real) amazing National Parks facts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGciQLIDOFS/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My wife said I have no sense of direction

I was like where did that come from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vishalbharadwaj21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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My wife said, β€œYou really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, β€œWhere did that come from?”

Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says β€œMy wife’s an angel

I said, β€œyou’re lucky – mine is still alive…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...

He's trying to sweeten the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I don’t mean to brag...

but cashiers are always checking me out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?

"Doe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.

Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why was the snowman rooting around in a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do bears call people in sleeping bags?

Bearritos.

This was stolen from the NPS Instagram, which you should follow for this and other (real) amazing National Parks facts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGciQLIDOFS/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ford456fgfd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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