A pouch potato
They were a species of peliwon'ts.
A pouch potato.
I got arrested in charge of pickpocket
Long ago there was an ancient alien civilization called the Capri. The Capri weren’t humanoid creatures in fact they most resembled a juice pouch. Their planet was under attack and so out of desperation two Capri sent their alien child to earth. After a long ride the baby landed on earth. The Capri was soon found be two loving parents and was raised like a regular child. After his first day at school he came home and said to his dad “Dad, why am I not like the other kids”. The dad looked at him and said “because you’re a Capri, son”
I reply, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.
"You know why possums hang upside down? It makes it easier for them to clean out their pouches."