Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...

They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the world are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a person in prehistoric times that wanders around aimlessly?

A Meanderthal

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/jerdub1993
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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