My dad got me with this one earlier

Dinner had just ended and I was writing out a list with a sharpie. My hand slipped and I got a line onto the countertop. I was using a washcloth to try and get it off when my Dad yelled "STOP! Black lines matter!"

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📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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Early morning dadjoke

I have a stye on my eye, so when I was walking down the stairs this morning, I had a hot washcloth on my eye to keep the swelling down. My step dad was getting ready for work, and he was looking at me.

Me: "Stye"

Him: "No I think it's a washcloth."

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📅︎ May 06 2015
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