If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...

did he just bust a move?

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👤︎ u/Daudelin1
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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After 30 years as a long haul truck driver.....

I am now semi retired! (Just saw this on Wheel of Fortune!)

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📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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How about that actor who played the role of a U-haul truck?

I heard his performance was moving.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages

He never slaw it coming.

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👤︎ u/blechniven
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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My friend got a job with a trucking company hauling beehives cross country.

Guess that makes him a U.S. bee driver.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: Truck hauling pigment collides with tour bus on bridge and both fall into river

Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed

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📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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My son and I were driving down the road when we saw a truck hauling a huge load of Goodyears. I said "I feel sorry for that guy"...

My son said: "why?"

Because he looks extremely "tired".

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👤︎ u/BrewerGeo
📅︎ Jul 13 2015
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Every time we see a truck hauling sod...

"Man, I wish I was that rich, where I could just send my lawn away to be mowed!"

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👤︎ u/Ancel3
📅︎ Jan 17 2014
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Me and my dad drove past a wrecked truck that happened to be hauling tomatoes...

He said to me "The driver must have been sauced."

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👤︎ u/Azsunyx
📅︎ Nov 19 2013
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Hauling my truck back to Michigan. My dad won't stop cracking this one, "Man that guy is on my ass!!" Followed by historically laughing.
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👤︎ u/mteazy
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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A car salesman is trying to sell a truck

A car salesman is trying to sell a truck, and finally someone comes onto his lot looking for a large work truck. The saleman greets the man, and the man immediately explains his need. The salesman directs him over to the truck. The man begins looking over this truck, scrutinizing ever detail. Eventually he turns to the salesman and says "the truck looks fantastic. Because i need to tow a lot of heavy equipment, i will not be buying the truck". The saleman is floored. "But sir, the truck has a wonderful engine, big enough to haul some of the heaviest of trailers and loads!" The man replies "yes, but theres just one small hitch".

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📅︎ Jun 01 2015
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Dad hit us with this one on a road trip

Dad sees a semi truck hauling hay with a blown tire on the side of road

Dad: "Hay... that blows..."

Me: "Dammit, Dad..."

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👤︎ u/Wo0dles
📅︎ Dec 29 2015
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Truck driver dad joke

Though usually dad jokes are groan-worthy puns, I think this fits the category as a very dad-like joke despite the lack of punnery:

I got a message from my truck driver brother-in-law, who says he's hauling "post holes and sailboat fuel" back home today.

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👤︎ u/et11robot
📅︎ Jun 20 2016
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Driving down the highway...

My parents and I are driving down the highway moving me to a new city. I have a lot of stuff, not enough to get a truck, yet too much for my car alone. My mom is leading in one car, my dad and I following in another. I see a wide load truck hauling a mobile home and tell my dad, "Look out for that house infront of us." His response...

"Oh please, your mother is not that fat"

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👤︎ u/jskoker
📅︎ Aug 31 2015
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I dad joked my husband pretty good the other day...

We were driving through a parking lot, and a truck pulling a u-haul was speeding towards us.

I said "Man, that truck is hauling!!"

He just rolled his eyes. I thought it was hilarious. I am my father's daughter after all...

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📅︎ Jul 31 2014
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If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...

Did he bust a move?

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📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He wanted to bust a move.

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📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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