Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
      Gonna be their spokes person
        π︎ 26
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 29 2021
        
       
      
     
      What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
      
      
        π︎ 149
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 25 2021
        
       
      
     
      Why can a bicycle stand on its own?
      
      
        π︎ 8
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 21 2021
        
       
      
     
      Why did bicycle go to bed early? Because it was two-tired
      
      
        π︎ 11
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 17 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I took my bicycle to the bottle shop the other day...
      I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket. As I was about to leave I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So I drank all the vodka and then headed home. It turned out to be a really good decision because I fell eleven times on my way home.
        π︎ 18
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 18 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the bicycle go to sleep ?
      
      
        π︎ 42
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 17 2020
        
       
      
     
      Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
      
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 29 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why canβt bicycles stand up by themselves?
      Because they are two tired.
        π︎ 40
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 16 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why can't bicycles usually stand on their own?
      They're usually two tired
        π︎ 41
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 26 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself?
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 17 2020
        
       
      
     
      How does a flower propel a bicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 15
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 02 2020
        
       
      
     
      I heard theyβre remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
      Theyβre calling it The Two Tires
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 09 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
      
      
        π︎ 51
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 11 2020
        
       
      
     
      My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
      Damn he must be very far away by now
        π︎ 32
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 02 2020
        
       
      
     
      What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 13 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
      It felt like a third wheel
        π︎ 15
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 14 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why can't my bicycle go faster than light?
      
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 23 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 9k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jul 26 2019
        
       
      
     
      What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
      
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jul 29 2020
        
       
      
     
      What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 26 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
      Well I did, and you shouldβve seen her face when I rode pasta
        π︎ 67
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 02 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the bicycle fall over?
      Because it was 2-tired.  (Courtesy of my daughter)
        π︎ 72
         
        
        
        π
︎ Mar 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 751
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 05 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
      
      
        π︎ 180
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 19 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 35
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 16
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 26 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 2k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the bicycle fall over?
      Because it was too tired..
        π︎ 29
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 23 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Whatβs the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a badly dressed man on a bicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 58
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 29 2020
        
       
      
     
      "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
      
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 27 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the bicycle fall over?
      
      
        π︎ 15
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the bicycle fall over?
      
      
        π︎ 63
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 09 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why did the bicycle fall down?
      
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 05 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
      
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 08 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why canβt a bicycle stand up by itself?
      
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 07 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
      
      
        π︎ 9
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 24 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 10k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 02 2019
        
       
      
     
      Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
      Because it was two tired.
        π︎ 122
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
      
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 18 2020
        
       
      
     
      What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
      
      
        π︎ 229
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 06 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself?
      
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 04 2020
        
       
      
     
      I went to the bottle shop the other day on my bicycle...
      bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I  was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off my bike, the bottle would break.
So  I drank all the whiskey and then rode home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off the bike seven times on the way home!
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 20 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg
      
      
        π︎ 12
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 08 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why did the bicycle fall over?
      Because it was too tired.
        π︎ 9
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jul 27 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle ?
      
      
        π︎ 17
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 15 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
      
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 12 2020
        
       
      
     
      Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
      
      
        π︎ 24
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on bicycle and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?
      
      
        π︎ 108
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 23 2020
        
       
      
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