At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."

My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rolls20s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I went to an outdoor mall today and there was guy misting water at people as they walked by. My wife quickly avoided him.

Mister mister missed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuhammedSeirDelel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Damn, I mist the morning post
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I once saw a cloud of mist form before my eyes, then take the form of a giant tent peg...

It was a big mist-stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Pasta la vista good chef
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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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R.I.P
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einliterflasche
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Oh no, I mist. youtu.be/aTfaRC0XfB4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllMightyWrath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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RIP boiled water

You will be mist.

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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You will be mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonDrawer14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Reddit Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddharth_pillai
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I tried catching fog today...

... too bad I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegAcyCoolBro
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Mist!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrinchZaddy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I was hoping my friend would catch the can of lemon lime soda that I tossed her.

But unfortunately, Sierra Mist.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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No you fucking mist it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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You rally did mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrValdez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I spat my water
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aCkadoodledo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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The Water will be Mist...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imshreyash123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Rest in Peace boiling water

you will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hetgr8
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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R.I.P. boiled water... you will be mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drchaos2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!

In the M section, right after mist.

Thanks HAI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashers132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?

Thunderwear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcgeorge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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From my daughter

Dad I tried to catch fog today

But mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derkanator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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There was a fog machine on sale, but I didn't have enough cash.

It was a mist opportunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Predestinatural
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Accidentally knocked my grandmas ashes into a fog machine....

She will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My wife asked me, β€œDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, β€œI don’t see myself doing that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow,

would I be mist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What did the boiling water say to the chef?

When I am gone, I will be mist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepjeep1016
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Fog

Found this on Twitter:

My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says β€œWhat do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?”. My pal thinks β€œbetter humour him” so says β€œ We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow lane”. Cop says β€œNo Sir, I said β€œWhat do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.

I mist it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brichouse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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It will be mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emoti723
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor

I told him they will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamiestonee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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RIP boiled water,

you'll be mist.

(I couldn't find this joke on here so here it is)

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oeco123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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I tried to catch the fog one day

But I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godless902
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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So I tried catching some fog today..

Safe to say, I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doggo_AKA_JoeCool
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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R.I.P boiled water you will be mist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laxbound28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Rest In Peace boiling water

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turd--Sandwich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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So long boiling water, you will be mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bri-dood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I tried to catch fog the other day...I mist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMallon15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fLuid-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I tried to catch some fog the other day

I mist.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I once tried to catch a fog, I mist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voidbrother
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I tried catching fog the other day

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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R.I.P. Boiled Water

You will be mist.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Fog

Found this gem on Twitter:

My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says β€œWhat do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?”. My pal thinks β€œbetter humour him” so says β€œ We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow lane”. Cop says β€œNo Sir, I said β€œWhat do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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RIP Boiled water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocky_moose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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