My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
Mister mister missed her.
It was a big mist-stake.
... too bad I mist
But unfortunately, Sierra Mist.
You will be mist.
In the M section, right after mist.
Thanks HAI
Thunderwear!
Dad I tried to catch fog today
But mist
It was a mist opportunity.
She will be mist.
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
would I be mist?
When I am gone, I will be mist!
Found this on Twitter:
My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says “What do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?”. My pal thinks “better humour him” so says “ We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow lane”. Cop says “No Sir, I said “What do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !”
I mist it.
I told him they will be mist
you'll be mist.
(I couldn't find this joke on here so here it is)
Safe to say, I mist.
I mist.
Found this gem on Twitter:
My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says “What do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?”. My pal thinks “better humour him” so says “ We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow lane”. Cop says “No Sir, I said “What do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !”
