How much does a chimney cost?
Want to hear a chimney joke?
I Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Did you hear Santa got really sick from going down the chimney?
Yeah, they think he caught the flue.
What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Did you hear about the architect who only designed chimney-less homes?
What Do You Call A Fear Of Getting Stuck In A Chimney?
Someone brought a box full of flue dirt to the formal dress gala for the chimney sweepers...
It was quite suity in there!
"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.
I just had my chimney inspected for the first time.
They said it has the flu.
I am giving my chimney away for free...
You can say it's on the house.
Why does Santa fear getting stuck in a chimney?
Because he’s Claustrophobic.
What do you call a Santa that is scared to go down your small chimney
I went to a store to buy a chimney. “How much is that one?” I asked. The sales guy replied...
What do you call santa if he goes down a lit chimney?
Friend of mine is selling chimneys!
He says he's got a stack of them and the first one is on the house!
I contracted someone to build a chimney. I thought it'd be expensive...
How does Santa feel when he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic.
I'll delete my account now
Pigeons are back in the chimney but I don't think they're the same as last year.
I heard there's been a coo.
I'd like to tell some chimney jokes
I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.
What goes up the chimney down, but can’t go down the chimney up?
An umbrella.
From my 76 year old father-in-law... classic.
Someone Catapulted a Chimney at me and I don't know why
You're a chimney cleaner and you prefer to work without clothes?
TIL the reason santa supposedly enters through the chimney is because that's traditionally how you were supposed to bring the christmas tree inside.
They decided to change it though because it was a pine in the ash
I don’t want to get stuck in a chimney on Christmas...
I have Santa Claustrophobia.
What did Santa say when he came down the brothel's chimney and saw 3 girls waiting for him? [NSFK]
Why doesn’t Santa slide down chimneys anymore?
Cause he’s Claustrophobic
How much does a chimney cost
Nothing. It's on the house
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing - it’s on the house
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing.
It is on the house.
What’d the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too little to smoke
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
I'm giving my chimney away for free.
You can say it's on the house
Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em!
Why does santa not like going down the chimney?
Because Santa is CLAUS-trophobic
Someone Catapulted a Chimney at me and I don't know why...
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to smoke
What did the Big chimney say to the Small Chimney?
You’re too small to smoke
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