Santa Chimney Puns

A list of puns related to "Santa Chimney"

Did you hear Santa got really sick from going down the chimney?

Yeah, they think he caught the flue.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why does Santa fear getting stuck in a chimney?

Because he’s Claustrophobic.

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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What do you call a Santa that is scared to go down your small chimney

Klaustrophobic

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👤︎ u/kaleb270
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call santa if he goes down a lit chimney?

Crisp kringle

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👤︎ u/specklesinc
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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How does Santa feel when he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobic.

I'll delete my account now

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👤︎ u/diego_godean
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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TIL the reason santa supposedly enters through the chimney is because that's traditionally how you were supposed to bring the christmas tree inside.

They decided to change it though because it was a pine in the ash

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👤︎ u/Gormtex
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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What did Santa say when he came down the brothel's chimney and saw 3 girls waiting for him? [NSFK]

Ho, ho, ho!

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👤︎ u/ChristianGeek
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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Why doesn’t Santa slide down chimneys anymore?

Cause he’s Claustrophobic

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👤︎ u/ssigea
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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Why does Santa come down the chimney ??

Because it soots him

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👤︎ u/Spartan616
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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Did you know Santa is not allowed to go down chimneys anymore?

It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety commission.

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👤︎ u/Kurac_Palac
📅︎ Oct 13 2015
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What does Santa get when he's stuck in a chimney?

CLAUStrophobia.

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👤︎ u/ctsmith76
📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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How much does a chimney cost?

It’s on the house.

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👤︎ u/CheddarCheese-Chan
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why does santa not like going down the chimney?

Because Santa is CLAUS-trophobic

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👤︎ u/Squeezer999
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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What happens when Santa gets stuck in the chimney?

He gets Clause-trophobic.

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👤︎ u/cougazul
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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Why does Santa come down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it soots him.

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👤︎ u/grandmacaesar
📅︎ Dec 16 2015
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