How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it’s on the house ;)
Have you seen the price of chimneys lately?
They’re through the roof!
How much does a chimney cost?
I don’t know, but it must be through the roof.
Anyone like chimney jokes?
I've got a stack of them. The first ones on the house.
One of Santa’s biggest fears is getting stuck in the chimney while delivering presents
It made me sick that my chimney started falling off the house.
Luckily I caught the flue
Why did the chimney go to the doctor?
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney
You’re too young to smoke
Want to hear a chimney joke?
I Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Did you hear Santa got really sick from going down the chimney?
Yeah, they think he caught the flue.
What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?
Did you hear about the architect who only designed chimney-less homes?
What Do You Call A Fear Of Getting Stuck In A Chimney?
Someone brought a box full of flue dirt to the formal dress gala for the chimney sweepers...
It was quite suity in there!
I am giving my chimney away for free...
You can say it's on the house.
"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.
I just had my chimney inspected for the first time.
They said it has the flu.
Why does Santa fear getting stuck in a chimney?
Because he’s Claustrophobic.
What do you call a Santa that is scared to go down your small chimney
I went to a store to buy a chimney. “How much is that one?” I asked. The sales guy replied...
What do you call santa if he goes down a lit chimney?
How does Santa feel when he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic.
I'll delete my account now
Friend of mine is selling chimneys!
He says he's got a stack of them and the first one is on the house!
I contracted someone to build a chimney. I thought it'd be expensive...
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing..... it’s on the house
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing; it’s on the house.
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it's on the house.
How much does a chimney cost?
Nada! Zero because it's on the house!
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free. Because it's on the house.
How much does a chimney cost?
It’s free because it’s on the house
How much does the chimney cost?
Nothing, it’s on the house.
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing it’s on the house.
How much does a chimney cost?
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
How much does a chimney cost
Nothing. It's on the house
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing - it’s on the house
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing.
It is on the house.
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
What’d the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too little to smoke
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Want to hear a chimney joke?
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
I'm giving my chimney away for free.
You can say it's on the house
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